The Insult Phonetic Alphabet

For when the person on the other end of the phone just isn't getting the message

A	Ass
B	Bonehead
C	Clown
D	Dimwit
E	Eejit
F	Fool
G	Goon
H	Halfwit
I	Idiot
J	Jerk
K	Kook
L	Loser
M	Moron
N	NumbSkull
O	Oaf
P	Prat
Q	Queer
R	Reject
S	Stupid
T	Twit
U	Ugly
V	Vomit
W	Wally
X	Xenosaurus (It's a Mexican Lizard)
Y	Yob
Z	Zit