Phonetic Alphabets
The Insult Phonetic Alphabet
For when the person on the other end of the phone just isn't getting the message
| A | Ass |
| B | Bonehead |
| C | Clown |
| D | Dimwit |
| E | Eejit |
| F | Fool |
| G | Goon |
| H | Halfwit |
| I | Idiot |
| J | Jerk |
| K | Kook |
| L | Loser |
| M | Moron |
| N | NumbSkull |
| O | Oaf |
| P | Prat |
| Q | Queer |
| R | Reject |
| S | Stupid |
| T | Twit |
| U | Ugly |
| V | Vomit |
| W | Wally |
| X | Xenosaurus (It's a Mexican Lizard) |
| Y | Yob |
| Z | Zit |